Wednesday, July 06, 2005 Was Bush Riding While Intoxicated Again?
Bush just had a run-in(to) with the Scottish police. Or at least, he just crashed into one on his bicycle, hospitalizing the man. Could this be an early sign of a Bush relapse into alcoholism? It appears no one thought to give him a breathelyzer test, but considering his previous experience with cars, booze, and hedges, it seems he may have had a bit too much to drink at the G8 summit.
This wasn't the first time either. Around the same time last year, Bush had another little biking accident, although he didn't mow down any pedestrians in that case. I'm worried that this is starting to look like a pattern of chronic abuse.